Idealcrap

*I love sports*

*I love the outdoors*

*I can’t stand bigots, racist, or homophobs*

*I love animals*

*I have a boa constrictor*
*I don’t wear matching socks*
*If it wasn’t for Law and Order I would only watch ESPN*
*I’m addicted to ESPN*

*I’m very motivated*

*I can’t stand people that complain about their lives and won’t do anything to fix them*

*I read everything I can get my hands on*

*Vanity is by far my favorite sin*

*I don’t believe in love at first sight*

*I have a type A alpha male personality*

*I enjoy taking naps*

*I love the feel of a women’s skin*

*I have the greatest roommate on the planet*

*She is my best friend*

*My roommate and I are JUST friends*

*I think asian women are the most beautiful people in the world*

*I believe in God but I’m skeptical of organized religion*

*I have no artistic or musical talent whatsoever*

*I dance like a white guy. (horribly and with no rythm)*

*I listen to rap music*

*I think Eminem is a genius*
*I’m wickedly sarcastic*
*I love to scuba dive*
*I almost died diving two years ago*
*I’ve only been diving twice since then*
*I like to swim in the ocean at night*
*If it offends you to look at it, listen to it, or watch it, then don’t*
*I can’t figure out how to put a picture on my profile*
*I’m a hopeless romantic*
*My favorite song is Poison My Eyes by Anthrax*
*I believe the little things are what’s important*
*I’m a giver*
*I can’t cook unless it comes out of a box*

*I make a great French martini*
*I would love to spend 24 hours in Criss Angels mind*
*42*
*I believe in Karma*
*Get Fuzzy is my favorite comic stip*
*There is nothing sexier then a flat stomach*
*I love to play poker*
*I don’t like poker players*
*I love kids but I don’t know if want some of my own yet*
*I bleed blue*
*My mom is one of my best friends*
*I have my friends pick out my clothes because I have no fashion sense*
*I want to learn how to surf*
*I want to learn how to snowboard*
*I’m spontaneous*
*I enjoy going to art museums*
*I want to learn how to ballroom dance*
*I can’t stand cigarette smoke*
*I hate having my heart broken*
*I think there should be a law against the designated hitter*
*I don’t get NASCAR*
*I love the smell of the air right before it rains*
*I always stand up for what I believe in*
*I’ve leaned that when my mom says, “You’re going to regret it.” I usually do*
*I hate losing*
*I believe Barry Bonds cheated and I don’t really care*
*The only way to keep athletes from cheating is to stop keeping score*
*God hates cowards*
*The thought of having a son actually sounds pretty cool*
*The thought of having a daughter scares me to death*